? PREGNANT FOR
A PLAYBOY
(Crazy couples)….
By Terri Savage ?️
Episode 011
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“My eyes” Jeremy screamed, rubbing his eyes.
He made to stood up but he slipped and fell again.
Moanna bursted into more laughter.
“Water, f_ck you skinny witch” Jeremy yelled and Moanna laughed more.
“My payback is always sweet and the best”.
“How could you add pepper into my bath?”.
“Why did you added extra pepper in my plate of pork meat, you think it was funny, I only paid you in your own coin” Moanna said.
“Please water, I’m dying, my eyes” Jeremy said moving on the ground.
His nakedness making him to look more funny.
“How is your Ďïčk fairing dear bad boy?” Moanna asked mockingly.
“I will ki|| you, trust me” He yelled.
“Next time don’t try me, I’m so merciful so I will pardon you” Moanna said and changed the water in the bathtub.
“You can make use of the new water” Moanna said and kicked his Ďïčk.
“f_ck! f_ck you Moanna” Jeremy screamed.
Moanna laughed mockingly before walking out.
Jeremy stood up from the ground and started washing his face with the water.
The pepper got cleaned off his face and he sighed before dipping himself completely in the bathtub.
Now the pepper stopped itching his body.
“That skinny witch, she got such guts” He frowned.
Moanna got downstairs in laughter and Joanna turned to her.
“Bestie what did you cause?” Joanna asked.
Moanna explained to her.
Joanna too bursted into a loud laughter.
“You’re so wicked, how could you do that to your husband?” Joanna asked and Moanna glared at her.
“Okay, come on, I’m sorry but he is the father of your child”.
“That doesn’t means he is my husband, I rather marry a pig than marry him” Moanna said and joined her on the sofa.
She poured herself a drink and gulped it down her throat.
“Ahh.. so refreshing” Moanna said.
“You sleeping over right?” Moanna asked.
“What did you think I will be doing here if I’m not sleeping over dummy” Joanna scoffed and Moanna grabbed her hair.
” Leave my hair Ɓîtçh” Joanna said and grabbed her hair.
“Leave my hair first Ɓîtçh” Moanna said.
“You grabbed my hair first” Joanna retorted.
“Ahhh” They screamed as they pulled their hairs.
Jeremy changed into a white jogger pants after taking a thorough shower.
He dried his hair with the hair dryer and sat on the bed shirtless.
Moanna suddenly came into his head and he frowned.
“That skinny witch, I mess up myself by having anything to do with her, I blame my Ďïčk, f_ck you Jeremy’s Ďïčk” He screamed at himself.
He lay on the bed and closed his eyes, making effort to sleep but the noise coming downstairs started disturbing him.
He groaned as the noise became more louder, he could heard the two girls dancing.
“What’s wrong with them?” He scoffed and opened his eyes.
He stood up from the bed and walked to the door, he opened it and went downstairs.
He got downstairs and his track halted as he saw the two crazy girls dancing and twerking their @zz madly.. but Jeremy eyes went to Moanna’s @zz and his eyes settled on her.
He couldn’t took his eyes away from her.
Jeremy smiled and sat on the sofa, fixing his eyes on them as they twerked.
A Silly smile played on his lips as he watched.
Joanna turned and gasped seeing him.
“What!!” She gasped and Moanna turned, her eyes widened as she saw Jeremy on the sofa staring at them.
“What are you doing here?” She asked.
“Watching you girls twerk” He replied with a grin which made Moanna to frowned.
“You’re so shameless” Moanna scoffed.
“Shameless? does a word like that exist” Jeremy said and Moanna glared hard at him.
” Hey stop glaring at this demigod here” Jeremy said proudly.
” I h@ťě you, f_cking get out of here” Moanna yelled.
” The last time I checked, Jeremy Wealth built this mansion with a sum of
$100m” Jeremy said, crossing his leg.
Joanna eyes widened when she heard the amount used in building the house, truly the mansion worth the money.
He is extremely rich.
“I didn’t ask you to show off your wealth, everyone in Mexico know you’re among the richest, proud idiot”.
“You can continue twerking, I love how your @zz bounced and wiggle ” Jeremy said and Moanna took her slippers.
” Okay superwoman, Jeremy Wealth is leaving ” Jeremy said and winked at Joanna.
She smiled back at him.
Moanna turned to her.
” How dare you smiled at that idiot? ” Moanna frowned.
” Isn’t he cute ” Joanna replied smiling.
” What?”.
” I was only joking” Joanna laughed.
” Infact don’t talk to me again, I’m done dancing, you succeeded in making me more annoyed” Moanna said and walked away.
” I was only joking bestie ” Joanna pouted childishly.
NEXT MORNING★ KITCHEN**
It’s Saturday so no work for Moanna and Joanna.
Jeremy too doesn’t work on Saturday and Sundays, his other workers handle the restaurant.
Currently he is in the kitchen preparing breakfast.
He turned the eggs in the frying pan, a ssh sound erupting from the kitchen.
Moanna came downstairs and Joanna rushed to her.
” Bestie” She called but Moanna rolled eyes.
” I’m sorry, I was only joking”.
” Lemme, I h@ťě you” Moanna said and tried to walked away but Joanna hugged her.
” Jo leave me alone, I h@ťě you”.
” But I love you so much” Joanna said and started kissing her neck.
” Stop!, stop! ” Moanna said laughing.
“Until you will forgive me”.
“Okay I forgive you” Moanna said and Joanna stopped.
“Hug me now” Joanna said and Moanna rolled eyes before hugging her.
Jeremy walked out of the kitchen with two plates in his hands.
The girls turned to him.
“Morning” He said and winked at Joanna.
Joanna wanted to smile but looking at Moanna face, she stopped herself.
“Hey, you can join me, I reserve this plate for you” Jeremy said.
“I will never eat what you cook” Moanna scoffed.
“I wasn’t talking to you skinny witch, I am talking to your pretty friend” Jeremy said.
“Really” Joanna said and went there.
Moanna frowned as Joanna left her to joined Jeremy, she started glaring at them.
“I pity some people eyes” Jeremy said mockingly.
” This is heavenly, you are the best” Joanna said.
” I’m called the best chef for nothing” Jeremy said and winked.
” Why did he keep winking at her?”.
“Anyone home?” Freddie shouted as he walked in.
” Oh! no!, not again” Jeremy groaned.
“Just arrived at the right time” Freddie smiled.
He immediately rushed to the table.
“Didn’t you eat at home before coming here?” Jeremy asked.
Joanna began staring at Freddie.
“Moanna segzy” Freddie said and Moanna smiled.
“Fred” She replied.
“Why are you standing there?” He asked.
“Come let’s go and cook”.
“Really?”.
“Where did you think you’re going?” Jeremy asked.
“To cook with her” Freddie replied.
“I don’t want my kitchen burnt please”.
“Jerk” Moanna shouted.
Freddie left them and went to Moanna.
“Let’s go” He said and took her hand.
Somehow Jeremy felt weird seeing them in that position so he quickly faced his food.
“Are you alright?” Joanna asked.
“I’m fine” Jeremy replied.
“So what are you cooking?” Freddie asked.
“Fish sauce” Moanna said.
“I will be helping you with the ingredients”.
“Can you cook?”.
“Yes my mum taught me how to cook and I learnt some ski||s from that big head friend of mine” Freddie said and Moanna laughed.
” That jerk, I h@ťě him so much”.
” Should we teach him a lesson?” Freddie asked smirking.
” What did you have in mind?” Moanna asked and Freddie took out a nylon containing some half dead Ç0çƙroaches.
” Jesus! I love you Freddie” Moanna said and hugged him.
” You’re my best friend now, that Ɓîtçh Joanna abandoned cos of food”.
” She is cute, I think I like her”.
” Aww” .
” You can have her, let’s cook bestie” Moanna and they stucked hands.
Minutes later°°
Jeremy and Joanna sat in the living room watching a series on the tv.
Freddie came out of the kitchen with Moanna and they went to the table.
They sat down and started eating.
Jeremy was trying to focus on the series but his eyes occasionally kept looking at them.
He kept scoffing inwardly.
“Take this” Moanna said and Freddie opened up.
Freddie noticed Jeremy glaring at him and he bursted into laughter and made eye contact with Moanna and they laughed.
Joanna kept laughing silently staring at Jeremy turbent.
Suddenly Joanna saw a Ç0çƙroach crawling weakly towards Jeremy.
“A Ç0çƙroach” Joanna said and Jeremy eyes widened.
“Where?” He asked scaringly.
“There” Joanna replied, pointing at the Ç0çƙroach which was about climbing on his leg.
“Ahhh” Jeremy screamed and jumped on Joanna, both of them falling on the sofa.
“Freddie!!!”.
TBC