# MOTHER IN-LAW
?? #Wahala ???
[ Find the right daughter in-law] ?]
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✍️By authoress Lenity Faithful
©️Spark’s libary 2022 ??
?A Nigerian American Romance .?
Tags : love , romance , comedy
family and relationships
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? Episode 35
[ Bayelsa Nigeria ??]
? CLINTON ?
” Is that civilian talking to us ? One of them fired angrily and we all froze .
” No sir …she’s ….not feeling fine ” Clark said and everyone chuckled.
” Are you laughing at us ! The other attacked
” No sir …no …” Mom said immediately.
” I think you all want this boats to be turned upside down.
” Jesus no …sir ” Mom said again.
” Madam keep quiet !
I noticed Dad making a call and the Army man glared at him .
” Is he angry ? I asked my girlfriend.
” They’d throw the phone in the water ” she said and one of the army’s phone rang.
” Yes sir… yes oga ! He said and glared at Dad …”
” You can go ” he said to the drivers and the journey continued .
Seems like he called their boss .
Dad and connections …
” Wow ” Caden said as he took pictures .
” Who are those people ? I asked curiously and she chuckled .
” They’re the traditional compound chiefs …they’re here to welcome the corpse ” she answered.
” Compound ? I asked curiously.
” Well you see the community is made up of Four big compounds …”
” Just four ? I asked confused .
I mean how can four compound make a village ?
” Babe it’s not like the compound you know ….this is larger than what you’d call a normal compound …..
” My grandfather is from the compound we call Ogbogbiri …those are his compound chiefs .
But we still have Tamakunu igilapolo and of course , Epianpolo …” She trailed explaining.
” I can bite my tongue from trying to pronounce all of that ” Dami said and we laughed.
” Who is that man ? Bervely asked as we all came out of the boats and the Dancing continued into the village .
We could see Manuel and Celine followed by Richie. …. Dancing alongside Mom and Aunt Bummi …With the villagers ..
” They’re crazy ” I said to which everyone laughed .
” He’s the king of This village …And he’s Called King Amananowie 1 This is the 12 years of his reign …”
” Is the governance through Mornachy ?I asked .
” Nope … I’d say it’s an Aristocracy system because We’re ruled by the best man . immediately he dies …in his old Age , A New king is Sweared in . It’s not necessary that he must have a royal blood ” she answered.
” Wow ‘ I answered.
” His palace is situated At the igilapolo compound …Besides the king , We also have the King of the Clan …” She said and we gave a nod .
” I love this …” Caden said and she Chuckled.
” Is that my mom ? Clark asked and we noticed her dancing mom and some villagers who had wrappers tied around their waist .
” I love this place ” Marco said as they joined the group, They danced for sometime before taking his body into His room .
” We are not burying Him today ? I asked shocked .
” Nope …We have to Dance till the morning before he’d be laid to rest ” she replied.
” Why ? What if his ghost starts roaming around at night ” bervely asked shocked.
” You’re crazy bervely ” Danny said which made everyone laugh .
Her imagination was just too wild and funny ?
” So we are to dance till morning ? Vincenzo asked walking towards us .
” Yup …the canopies Are being Set at the U.A.C and since they’re lots of guests attending the burial we can set the chairs as long as the lines can carry ” Adesua explained.
” What’s the U. A. C ” I asked curiously .
” The Acronym U. A. C stands for untited African company . It was the first company operating in the oil Rivers protectorate , It happen far back in history when the white men came to sell their goods and services to the blackmen …before the creation of bayelsa …whilst we where still under the east. .” Adesua grinned …..
” That’s f-__-king interesting …” Dami said smiling .
” Language ” Jackie Scolded him and Quincy chuckled .
There’ll be local bayelsan music playing till the morning ” she added .
.” Hey ………..! We heard people scream excitedly and the sounds of war drums .
What’s going on ? I asked as we walked towards the open space .
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? JACKIE ?
The native music began by the locals as Two opponents walked into the ring .
It was a local traditional wrestling .
They where dressed with local bells on their legs hands and wrappers around their waist as they challenged each other.
” Woah …..! Manuel screamed as he drank from the horn .
” What’s he drinking ? Marco asked in pannick .
” Don’t worry sir it’s just freshly tapped palm wine …” She said and I laughed.
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” Doesn’t it make someone high ? I asked.
” It does and they’re misking it with staurt and peppered meats ” she said and I noticed everyone including my mother inlaw.
What kind of crazy people are these ? I asked.
” They’d get high before the main night ” ADESUA laughed and I joined her .
We heard noises and there was already a winner .
I saw them present gifts to the winner as the raised him up calling him an Olutu which Adesua said means Wisdom.
” Let’s go get ready for tonight ” Adesua said as we walked towards their family House which was different from the one they kept their grandfather .
” My love ” Dami said immediately as he curved his hands around my neck immediately I got into my room to change .
“What the ….” I said with a chuckle.
” Baby …c’mon I’m supper horny ” he whinned and I kissed his pouted face .
” And you went ahead drinking alcohol ? I asked teasingly as I removed his belt .
” What if your son comes to take a nap here ? I asked .
” No he can’t come here ..I won’t let him in ” he said as he helped me remove my dress .
” I’m not letting you out till it’s night ” he said as I led him to the Bathroom .
” Dami …” I Mõ@ɲed out .
” f_ck ”
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? FRANCO ?
” What ? I asked my sister in-law as she Frowned.
” I said go ahead and call Katleah already isn’t she your girlfriend ? She asked and Marco raised his eyebrows at me .
” I ….I can’t go in right now …she went to take her bath ” I said and sat right back on the Bench with them .
” What are you a minor ? My elder brothers wife Nicole Added and I swallowed down nothing …..
” I’d …just go ahead and get her for you ” I said and walked back to the room .
I knocked and their was no reply it was already getting dark a bit and I was ready for the till dawn party .
” My love ! I called and walked in.
” Katleah ” I called and she walked outta the bathroom Wet.
” I’m sorry …I. ” I said and turned immediately .
” Hey …what are you doing up here ?
” Nicole asked me to get you ” I said immediately turning back to her .
My eyes trailed how the water moved and my breath hitched …
” I’d be outside ” i said and went outside immediately .
I knew what my sister’s in-laws where planning immediately , they’re trying to get me to and Katleah in bed ….
It ended up making me chuckle .
” You’re back already ? She asked dissapointed .
” Of cause I’m back Nicole ” I said and my brothers burst out laughing badly .
” What if she wants someone to help her get dressed ? Danny asked frowning.
” My girlfriend can get ready on her own ” I Smiled.
” Stop beating around the bush guys …” Celine fired and Jess covered her mouth immediately .
” Thank you so much girl ” Danny grinned.
” Go get laid Franco ” Benita fired at me and the girls turned to her .
I can’t believe they invited me to this wedding to get me laid
This is crazy .
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? ADESUA ?
It was already getting dark slowly and the tables where already put for the first night traditional waykeep till dawn .
” My love ” Feyi said as he hugged me from behind making all my cousins squil happily .
” I always knew you guys where made for each other ….you only kept denying it ” my uncle teased as he placed dry gins on the tables .
” She kept denying it” He said and my jaws dropped .
” Feyi it was you denying what you felt for Me , remember your Ex Rose ” I fired and my uncle burst out laughing.
” Enjoy your evening ” he said and escused us .
” Feyi ” I called.
” Hmmmn ” he answered as he walked in front .
” Where are you going ? I asked and he grinned at me .
.”I saw something that picked my interest ” he said and I followed his eyes .
” Water snails ? I asked.
” Water what ? He asked making me chuckle .
” Yup …water snails ” I answered as I led him towards them …I talked to the vendor and got them enough .
” All ? What if it’s not tasty ? He frowned .
” Trust me it is ”
” Hey guys ” Preston waved at us as he walked pass with his wife and I waved back .
” Tari ” I called my cousin and she grinned at me .
” Sister Ade ” she said as she walked towards me grinning.
I knew how much they all fancied Feyi .
” Go drop this at our table ” i said and handed them over to her she grinned Making chuckle..
” Let’s go ” i said and before who live he pulled me back whilst taking me to dark corner .
” Feyi where are you …” I gasped as he caged me to the wall and smiled .
” You naughty ” I laughed as he kissed my neck .
” Hahahaha feyi this is a corner someone might come out ….” I laughed as his hands trailed my laps .
He claimed my lips and as we kisses hotly .
” Fiam ” I heard a sound.
” Jesus ! Feyi screamed and
” Fiam ” another landed at us and a bright lamp raised towards our direction.
” Mama good evening” I greeted as I straighten my gown .
” Good….” Feyi trailed.
” What is good about this evening Adesua ? She fired in Ijaw and I swallowed down nothing.
Feyi raised his eyebrows asking me what she was saying .
” Learn to cover your legs untill a man has seen your parents …made you his legal wife ! She Scolded.
” Yes Mama ” I answered still embarrassed.
” And you ….” She trailed and hit feyi’s leg with her stick.
” Ouch ….! He Mõ@ɲed .
” Control yourself ” she scolded In English.
” Yes Mama” he answered .
” Go back to the waykeep ” she scolded as she walked passed us .
” Who is that woman ? Feyi asked annoyed .
” My grandfather’s sister …” I chuckled.
” God I can’t feel my bones ” he groaned
” That’s what you get for letting @zz decieve you ” I laughed.
” For letting your love scatter my brains ” he said and I laughed .
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? DAMILARE ?
The local musician started playing As the party lights lit around the village .
” Woah man ” Richie hailed and my jaws dropped as I saw what happened .
Dera Bervely and Adesua , Our moms dancing the native ijaw dance with wrappers tied around their waists .
” This is crazy ….! Feyi laughed as the morreti’s girlfriend joined them .
” Ya baby show them what you’ve got ! Marco hailed as he took another swing of his alcohol .
” f-__-k …it man ……! Celine hailed as she shook her butts to the music while on Stefano’s laps .
I’m sure the locals are wondering where they picked us from .
” 1 …..” The musician said and they opened road for Dera and Adesua .
” Jesus ….! Richie said making everyone laugh as we couldn’t even see their @zz due to how fast to did it .
By night fall we had turned the whole village upside down … besides Quincy had fallen asleep early so we turned the waykeep to A club.
Our parents had wandered into the town as we disvirgend the village .
Richie and Dera where worse of them all .
Bervely ended up sleeping on Clark around 3 : Am .
That was when it got even hotter .
” Hey man …Tell Clark I’d be around during the burial ” Caden said as he hung his camera properly.
” Where are you of to ? I asked when I noticed his belt undone and a beautiful girl waving at him .
He scratched the back of his head with a chuckle.
” I thought you had a girlfriend ? I asked.
“I don’t wanna talk about it man ….see you ” he said and left with the girl .
This is crazy !
TBC