? Her Sassy boss ??
?His Crazy secretary ??
Episode 4 ?❤️?
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He scoffed, probably unable to believe his ears.
Well then, get ready because am calling the security to bag you out of here; he announced picking up the telephone.
I pulled off my heels and threw it at him the moment he picked up the telephone.
A fervent glare was shot my way and then i knew, that i have really gotten on his nerve.
“Who the hell do you think you are, you foolish monkey? ”
Tell me, are you mentally insane or what? He inquired, staring at me with a whole lot of bewilderment in his eyes.
I rolled my eyes in a nonchalant way, hoping it piss him off.
Tell me lady, do you need to be taken to the psychiatrist hospital? Because i can dump you there yunno.
He added glaring once again.
If not that you have gotten a melancholy personality you would have found this funny.
Tell me mr Sky, don’t be shy to say what has been hidden in your mind.
“…. Do you want to suck my Břě@šť? The left one or the right, or the both of them?”
I asked wiggling my brows.
His reaction was priceless, he fidget a bit, looking rather nervous and that got me laughing out so loud: i held unto my chest for support.
But really tell me mr Sky, don’t you know that you employed an insane person?
I have been to the psychiatrist hospital before? I also have pills that i have been taking for the madness, do you know NYS psychiatrist institude?
“I just left there last week, and i came here for this job this week, so guess what the madness is still very fresh baby! So if you want more of it, am gonna dish it to you in slices.”
You are mad! He blurt taking the door.
I watch as he try opening the door, he pulled back the handle countless but it kept refusing to open.
“What did you do, you monkey? Why is the door not opening?” He panicked, beads of sweat dripping down his head.
I cackled at his dumb question.
If you want me to open that, door you have to put your hand in my Břě@šť Mr Sky.
Because you and i are going to stay here for a long time, three years won’t be that bad, at least, until you agree that you are not going to fire me.. you and i are going nowhere baby.
Watch me while i destroy you.
He bragged walking towards the telephone.
Security, get down to my office, there is a crazy lunatic in my office and she’s not planning on leaving, also call the police down here, I need to get her arrested.
Give me the keys quietly or else go to jail; he announced dropping the telephone.
You do not know anything Mr Sky, like you are so daft, aren’t you?
The police cannot arrest a mad lady, and even if you take me to the psychiatrist hospital i will still come unharmed.
Do you want to know why Mr Sky?
I am guessing you do, but if you don’t it’s okay!
Am a generous an kind lady so am gonna explain.
I won’t get arrested because am not as frustrated, dumb, strict, stupid, but most importantly… “Am not a proud fool like you.”
I stared at him with a smile on my face, an men i can swear he looked terrified, but then he tried standing his ground.
“Did… Did you just called me names?”
He questioned matching angrily towards me, and without my notice he held me an pinned me to the wall.
I am f_cking going to make your life a miserable one miss London; he yelled making his grip tighter on my neck.
I struggled using all my strength, but all to no avail, suddenly i used my leg to kick him hard on his Ďïčk.
f_ck! He screamed letting go of my neck, immediately i used the opportunity given to me and kicked him on the leg.
I was about pushing him down, when he grabbed me and boom! I landed on his body, making our lips smash against each other.
He quickly pushed me off, i got up so fast!
I was so shock: i held tightly unto my lips.
“I can’t believe i just kissed the boss, my boss.”
Those words kept ringing through my mind.
He got up and grabbed my both hands in a rough and painful manner, making my back meet with his chest.
We are going to stay this way until the police gets here.
He yelled straight to my ears.
I don’t know if you have been told before, but you are so disgusting even when you try so hard to look good.
I can’t believe your disgusting mouth just touched my million dollar lips.
His face turned red, i can tell he was shy, so shy that it got me thinking if this man has ever kissed a woman before.
Well believe it baby, cause you just got the grace to kiss my soft an succulent lips.
Miss Audrey we are going to stay this way until the police gets here.
I struggled to set myself free from his grip but d@mn, the man’s hand is another set of iron.
So i was left with the perfect decision; i raised my left leg and hit him hard on his Ďïčk once again.
“f_ck!… $h|t!” why do you keep doing that?
He inquired holding unto his Ďïčk.
He groaned in pains then slowly took his seat.
I swiftly removed a pen knife which i hid in my skirt in case of arising troubles.
He flinched!.. What..what the hell are you doing with a pen knife?
Asked he, filled with fear.
I am going to destroy your handsome face with this, if you don’t agree to the fact that you won’t fire me Mr Fernandez.
“And trust me, i will do it, and run away! score free always remember the free.”
Fine, i won’t fire you, so please leave my office this instant. He added resting his head on the chair.
“Is that a command i hear mr Fernandez?”
Because i will still destroy your face if you don’t know how to beg, you know what!?
Take out a sheet of paper and write anything I tell you to.
“I won’t… I don’t follow a mad lady’s commands, so miss london, do your worst, because am not writing anything.
“Wow! Mr Fernandez, you really wanna die don’t you?”
If you don’t write what i tell you to, i will ki|| myself and trust me you would be framed for it: meaning that you would be held responsible for my death, your name would be tarnish and the end of your tale.
Now if you think is not possible why don’t we try it, you yourself called the security and asked them to take out a lunatic from your office, now if there come here and found out that your secretary is dead and she is in your office, what will happen?
Nobody thinks am a lunatic, and nobody will believe you, you know why?
Because everybody here knows you are hot tempered and with that they will easily believe you ki||ed me
“Trust me baby! You don’t wanna see how my head have played this game, so do what i asked, okay!”
One: you can’t ki|| yourself miss London, that i can bet you.
Two: i have a camera in my office, so do what you like; he said resting his head back with a smirk plastered proudly on his face.
My lips curved into a mischievous smile.
Okay! I need to let you know that, i have disconnected your camera, meaning that there’s no prove for you.
Let me show you something mr Sky.
I took out the knife and cut my wrist with it
blood began to gush out slowly, and on seeing this he jerk up to his feet, in fear.
Take a good look at me Mr Fernandez, i just cut my wrist, so why can’t i ki|| myself?
Take a piece of paper and do what i asked of or else I’ll change my mind and ki|| you first then i ki|| myself after, so choose wisely Mr peaÇ0çƙ Sky
Hell no! There is no way, am ki||ing myself, i love me so much, and secondly i don’t even know how to disconnected a camera but after i succeed in my plans, i plan on breaking and removing the camera, and the best part is… The foolish boss won’t know about it.
After contemplating for a while, he let out a deep sigh.
“Fine! Fine you mad woman, I’ll do it okay!” Just drop the knife and act normal for a little bit..
I cannot believe i employed a mad woman, a run away mad woman on that matter,” he buzz, picking up a paper and a pen.
I told him what to write, and he did as he was told and boom, he signed it, i also place my signature and took a picture of our agreement then send to my sister just in case of anything.
We came to an agreement that he is not going to be able to fire me unless i decided to leave the company, an he will also increase my salary by 3%.
I am so happy, my plan worked perfectly well, can’t wait to get home.
I will need to meet my sister so that she can meet one of her lawyer friend so we can seal the deal, so now! Am do stuck with you Mr Sky.
“I murmured with a cheeky smile.”
I have no plans of leaving the company anytime soon, if i leave who’s gonna employ me? Simple, “NOBODY at all.”
I wonder why the police never showed up, or even the security: i thought he called them, hmm!… Maybe he was lying, playing a fast one on me.
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During lunchtime, i went to the cafeteria to have lunch but everyone kept staring at me, what is their deal? I shook my head to dispel the thoughts.
“Hi dear, am Riley by name. Nice meeting you.”
“I turned around only to see a dark an beautiful looking lady, she should be my height or so…”
Hi am… I paused to do a little check up on her.
“Am Audrey London, how do you do?”
I am doing well Audrey, so Audrey are you from London?
Sorry for asking, i just noticed your diction so i thought of asking.
Sure! I am Audrey London from London.
I chuckled blinking my eyes playfully.
Please join me, instead of standing.
Yeah sure, thanks Audrey, so i was about asking if i could join you, thanks all the same. She chuckled.
“So Audrey, you and the boss! Eh. What’s up?”
“Hmm… What could be up if not the any?
I don’t follow, what do you mean?”
Okay! What am trying to say was…well, i shouldn’t be saying this but, today a lady named Amber saw you entering the bosses office and she said you closed the cuttings and then she began hearing… “You know! Weird sounds an groaning.”
I furrowed my brows in confusion.
She was hearing what? What the hell was she hearing?
She said he heard Mõ@ɲing and groaning from the bosses office, and then the boss began to scream words like f_ck…
Well she said all sort of things, an her conclusion was that the both of you are now in a relationship, or you are his wh-_-re, sorry if that came bad, just that the boss has never gotten any intimate relationship with any of his employees before.
“Who is this lady in person? I want to know her, please Riley, can you show her to me?”
Ugh! I shouldn’t be doing this but…
You see that fat lady picking up her food and stuffing some in her large mouth?
Yeah I see her, is she the one you are talking about?
Yes Audrey, she is, she said you guys were having doggy in his office, she said she saw it since the glass was transparent.
Audrey, just don’t tell anyone that I told you, i don’t wanna get in trouble, i just wanna confirm from you.
Am glad you came Riley, am glad you came. Well you see… I shouldn’t be saying this, but the truth is she’s right.
The boss and i had segz in his office, our relationship just started this morning
I guess the boss couldn’t take his eyes of my big B-__-bs and @zz.
Please don’t tell anyone Riley, i don’t want him getting angry at me, is a secret.
“Oh! Oh!.. Oh… Uhm, yeah sure.” I … I won’t tell anyone. She stuttered widening her eyes, no doubt she was utterly shocked.
Serves her right, she wanted to gossip, so yeah! I basically gave her something to gossip about.
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T. B. C
Lolz ? Audrey is a maniac.
So Skylar and Audrey, had their first kiss in a strange manner.