Adebimpe The Facebook Girl ( Season 3 ) … Part 12
I got home after work on that friday. I was so filled with joy of catching a new fish. At a point, my thoughts began to divide
“Could lolade be sent by bimpe?”
” I don’t think so jaree”
“Afterall, bimpe didn’t know where I am presently”
” Hmmmm!!! Onihaxy!!!”
” Make Kitty-Cat no ki|| you one day ooo”
I was so lost in this thought until I heard a message alert on my phone. I checked it and it was a message from whatsapp. I looked at the message and it was from segun.
SEGE: onihaxy, how far?
ME: I dey jaree
SEGE: I don follow your wife talk oo
ME: which of them?
SEGE: you no well, you get two wives?
ME: **lol**
SEGE : its bimpe
ME:** my heart beat faster all of a sudden** what did you guys discussed?
SEGE: well, I told her that your monthly salary was 18k which she knew about, I told her that there is no way you can get the amount she demanded for.
ME: hmmm, did you call her?
SEGE: no, we chat via the facebook I’d she used to send the picture.
ME: ok, what was her response?
SEGE: she said that is none of her business.
ME: haaaa!!!,
SEGE: then I told her that the sad news was that you just lost your job and you are even struggling for survival.
ME: hmmmmm. Sege!!!!!,
SEGE: she still insisted that its none of her business
ME: haa.
SEGE: then I told her to punish me instead of punishing you. Because I caused everything. I was the one who pushed her out of the house and not you. I made her realized that you still loved her and you have never stopped thinking about her everyday.
ME: hmmmmmmmmmm.
SEGE: so I made an agreement with her on my own.
ME: which agreement?
SEGE: I told her that I will pay her 100k for her to forget everything and delete wh@ťěver she has in her phone.
ME: really?,
SEGE: yes
ME: so when are you paying it?
SEGE: me kee?, pay wetin?
ME: I thought you said you are paying her money?.
SEGE: yeah. I told her to give me like a month or two to source for the money.
ME: hmmmmmmm
SEGE: yes, I only used that to buy time for you to make enough research on how to get her contact or location. I’m also doing my own research here
ME: that my guy.
SEGE: I hope you have started working on it sha?
ME: yes I have.
SEGE: that’s cool. Just get closer to the mutual friend, or her friends at the hospital, or the doctor, or anyone. Even if it is her phone number that you are able get, its ok.
ME: what do we want to do with her phone number.
SEGE: I have a means of using it to get her address and location,
ME: how?
SeGE: leave that to me.
ME: and after getting the address, what next?
SEGE: I will arrange boys to visit her and rob her of every gadget found in her house. Be it phone, laptop of flash drive.
ME: hmmmmmm, sege!!!!!
SEGE: that’s it my n_gg@. We have to end all this once and for all. Because if not, she would keep on making demands till jesus come.
ME: ok, I will update you on any discovery.
SEGE: no wahala now. Hope that side dey bam sha?.
ME: sure na. I dey cope.
SEGE: no wahala. I wan blog small, we go talk latter,
ME: ok.
I fell back on my bed with a deep sigh of relieve that my friend is working things out for me. Few minutes later, I got a call from my manager